CITADELS

CITADELS is the first Kyri-run campaign on The Bazinga Gang. It is currently ongoing and is comprised of one episode.

Season I: HELLO DARKNESS
Season I revolved around the party getting introduced to each other and taking on a low ranking Company member and powerful cultist named Euryale, as well as large amounts of E-SEC and Euryale's former cult, the Church of The Omnissiah.

Episode I: YOUR CONNECTION IS NOT SECURE
In-Game Date: New Year's Day, 1/1/66 (1st of Neverwinter, 2066)

Body Count: 24

Participants: Dante, Bliss, Gravel, Pepper/Barry/Tiny, Logos, Thia, Sapphire, Daithi

Objectives Completed: Eliminated Chip Bellmour, Escaped Sting Operation, Destroyed E-SEC Forces, Got Shot Into Another Dimension

Notable NPCs: The Bartender (Alive), Chip Bellmour (Deceased), Euryale (Alive), Parzeval Summersun (Unknown)

Dead PCs: 0

Bikes Stolen By Pissed Off Gang Members: 1

Ghost Pepper Specials Successfully Eaten: 1

Sake Drank: ∞

"FUCKING AMATEURS!" Count: 1

Days Since Gravel Brutally Executed Someone: 0

Days Since Zook Has Been A Good Boy: 0

Episode II: SKULLSHREDDER PROTOCOL
In-Game Date: 1/2/66 (2nd of Neverwinter, 2066)

Body Count: 36

Participants: Dante, Bliss, Gravel, Dy (The Collective), Logos, Thia, Daithi

Objectives Completed: Escape the Dimension Tunnel, Visit The Mistress' Theater

Notable NPCs: Aifa Thrist (Alive), Zulu Gearbox (Alive), Clifton Olivier (Alive), Rain Mirrors (Alive), Parzeval Summersun (Mentioned)

Dead PCs: 0

Collective Cost Of Commandeered Alcohol: 524 Credits

Times A PC Has Gotten Laid: 2

Sake Drank: ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

Days Since Dante Got Shit-Faced: 0

Days Since Logos Smoked Catnip: 0

Episode III: XENON SHORES
In-Game Date: 1/2/66 (2nd of Neverwinter, 2066)

Body Count: 46

Participants: Dante, Bliss, Gravel, Thia, Daithi

Objectives Completed: Get Gravel's Bike, Get Dy and Sapphire, Get Sexy Shoes, Visit The Wall, Destroy The Purple Street Gang, Get Dante's Bike, Regroup

Notable NPCs: "X" (Alive), Euryale (Alive), Talanel Duskrite (Alive)

Dead PCs: Almost 1

Shoes Bought: 2

Dumb Shit Done By Dante: ∞

Pinball Competitions: 1

Shitty In-Game Counter Count: Over 11,000

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?" Count: 3

Episode IV: DATA PROCESSING
In-Game Date: 1/3/66 (3rd of Neverwinter, 2066) 10AM

Body Count: 61

Participants: Dante, Bliss, Gravel, Dy, Logos, Thia, Sapphire (Killed), Daithi, Sophie (Guest, Killed)

Objectives Completed: Investigate Parzeval's Kidnapping, Interrogate E-SEC Assassin, Investigate E-SEC Logs Office, Escape E-SEC Logs Office, Visit The Boys, Investigate Massacre

Notable NPCs: Sophie (Deceased), BOSS (Alive), Cultist (Alive)

Dead PCs: 2

Children Killed: 1

Trailers Dropped On Enemies: 1

Teeth Removed: "A Few"

Mass Murder Count: 4

Daithi Trying to A S C E N D Count: 4

Episode V: A RED DARK SUN
In Game Date: 1/3/66 (3rd of Neverwinter, 2066) 13:30

Body Count: 65

Participants: Dante, Bliss, Gravel, Dy, Logos, Thia, Daithi

Objectives Completed: Chase The Cultist, Check The Sewer Base, Cross The Minecart Tracks, Killed Big Eldritch Tentacle

Notable NPCs: Cultist Man (Alive), The Bartender (Alive), Seraph (Alive)

Dead PCs: 3

Eldritch Abominations Killed: 1

Gods In Daithi's Head: 2

Shit Monsters Killed: 3

Light Pancake Count: 2

Using Levitate To Drop Shit On A Boss Count: 2

Episode VI: NOT FORGIVEN, NOT FORGOTTEN
In Game Date: 1/4/66 (4th of Neverwinter, 2066) 4:00

Body Count: 76

Participants: Dante, Bliss, Gravel, Dy (NPC'd), Logos (Died), Thia, Daithi

Objectives Completed: Enter the Temple, Kill the Cultist, Gather Intel, Bury Sophie and Logos

Notable NPCs: Cultist (Dead, Executed by Gravel)

Dead PCs: 4

Scenes That Made The DM Tear Up: 1

Polaris Messages: 1 (First time!)

Toasts To A Friend's Death: 1

Brutal Fatality Count: 4

Using Levitate To Drop Shit On Anything Count: 3

Episode VII: FRAGMENTATION FOUND
In Game Date: 1/12/66 (12th of Neverwinter, 2066) 8:00

Body Count: 78

Participants: Dante, Bliss, Gravel, Thia, Daithi

Objectives Completed: Lie Low, Eliminate Jillian Anas, Get Info on Elre, Identify The Objects, Talk to Seraph, Visit Aifa, Visit the Priestess

Notable NPCs: BOSS (Alive), Talanel Duskrite (Alive), Aifa Thrist (Alive), Rain Mirrors (Alive), Orchid Fayeweather (Alive), Katar Lavon (Severely Injured), Seraph (Alive), Johnny Gonzalez (Alive), Elre Sosa (Alive)

Dead PCs: 4

Sex Scenes: 3

Kneecaps Broken: Yes

Margaritas Drank: 4

Gangs Pissed Off: 2

Chai Count: 5

Thravel Count: 5

Quote Of The Session:

Daithi: "Jesus, you have abs of steel. What's your routine?"

Gravel: "Your girlfriend."

Episode VIII: GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT
In Game Date: 1/12/66 (12th of Neverwinter, 2066) 14:00

Body Count: 81

Participants: Dante, Bliss, The Collective, Daithi, Gravel, Thia

Objectives Completed: Search the Safehouse, Enter PURGATORY, Stock TF Up, Enter HELL

Notable NPCs: Max Urada (Alive), Mud (Alive)

Dead PCs: 4

Guns: Yes

Emotional Meltdowns: 2

"Maybe E-SEC Are Chill" Count: 2

Dante Getting His Ass Beaten Count: A Lot

GET POSSESSED! Count: 3

Quote Of The Session: "I don't give a good goddamn." - Dante

Episode IX: HELL
In Game Date: 1/12/66 (12th of Neverwinter, 2066) 19:00

Body Count: 136

Participants: Dante, Bliss, The Collective, Daithi, Gravel, Thia, Dawn (Guest)

Objectives Completed: Free The Drow, Find EURYALE, Erase All Opposition

Notable NPCs: Max Urada (Alive), Junhung (Alive), Tiphanie Wispwing (Dead), EURYALE (Alive)

Dead PCs: 4

Party Name: Order Of Chaos

Angry Dy: 1

Brutal Murders: >100

Freed Drow Slaves: ~120

How The Fuck Did You Roll A 100 On The First d100 Roll Of The Whole Campaign: 1

Quotes Of The Session (a few mentioned):

-"EAT SHIT YOU FASCIST FUCKS!" - Daithi

-"This is the real world, there has to be sacrifices." - Gravel

-"It's about who we are. It's about what I did. It's about what you're doing. Now, it's about what we're doing. - Max

-"And I'm saying to shove a cock up your ass." - Dawn

Episode X: EURYALE, THE ANGEL OF AGONY
In Game Date: 1/12/66 (12th of Neverwinter, 2066) 19:30

Body Count: 139

Participants: Dante, Bliss, Daithi, Gravel, Thia

Objectives Complete: Take EURYALE Down

Notable NPCs: Max Urada (Alive), Parzeval Summersun (Alive), The Bartender (Alive), EURYALE/Eioess/D22 (Dead), Sapphire King (Dead), Mudd (Unknown)

Dead PCs: 4

Real Names Learned: 1

Party Members Going Down: 6

Nukes That Were Totally Disabled: 1

Information Known About The Bartender: Still none lmao

Quote Of The Session: "You BASTARD!" - McKenna